im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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