in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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