she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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