Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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