i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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