Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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You. Win. At. Life.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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