it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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