he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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