i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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