i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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