Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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