have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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