batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
