This dress was meant to end up on your floor
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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