i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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