Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
