I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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