I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
