Fuck appropriateness.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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