Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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