Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Bang-toberfest begins!!
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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