Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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