I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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