What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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