it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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