If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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