Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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