i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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