oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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