I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
