i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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