She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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