Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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