But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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