At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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