you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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