maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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