how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Randomize
