how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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