As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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