I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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