how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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