so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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