Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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