Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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