talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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