Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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