i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
