STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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