Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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