He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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