sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Sober January is a disaster.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
i've created a new STD.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
