if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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