CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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