this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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