this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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