I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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