Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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