Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I think people are normalizing furries
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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