Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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