Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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